Bimmanmif Rutrutgub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic pigeon.

Bimmanmif Rutrutgub created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimmanmif Rutrutgub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimmanmif Rutrutgub, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bimmanmif Rutrutgub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bimmanmif Rutrutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not take Bimmanmif Rutrutgub's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.