Stafjamfid is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, merciless
rat.
Stafjamfid created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stafjamfid, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stafjamfid, she will manifest in front of you.
Stafjamfid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Stafjamfid's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always help sick doves.
4. Run away if three mites approach from the north.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.