Cussrenfod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful meerkat.

Cussrenfod created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussrenfod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cussrenfod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cussrenfod's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cussrenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must pray to Cussrenfod seven times a day.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

5. Always help geese.