Zigbem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omniscient shrew.

Zigbem created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbem, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zigbem, he will turn you into a rock.

Zigbem's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zigbem's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zigbem.

2. Put Zigbem first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Run away from white mites, for they are unholy.