Bepdamcundutranfas is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, unthinking
whale.
Bepdamcundutranfas created a top quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bepdamcundutranfas, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bepdamcundutranfas, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Bepdamcundutranfas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Bepdamcundutranfas' Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not hurt moths.
3. Learn six new languages a year.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Do not covet oxen.