Gudpadrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless wolf.

Gudpadrag created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpadrag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudpadrag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gudpadrag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gudpadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudpadrag.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.