Mobflamkad Wigbemwab is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless
chinchilla.
Mobflamkad Wigbemwab created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mobflamkad Wigbemwab, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Mobflamkad Wigbemwab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Mobflamkad Wigbemwab's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Mobflamkad Wigbemwab's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Mobflamkad Wigbemwab.
2. Always wear indigo.
3. Always obey Mobflamkad Wigbemwab's priests.
4. Do not shave your neck.
5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.