Megfumbed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm whale.

Megfumbed created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Megfumbed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Megfumbed, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Megfumbed's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Megfumbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Megfumbed.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Megfumbed in the centre of the settlement.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.