Zoddubpang Watbutfeddan is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, clever
wombat.
Zoddubpang Watbutfeddan created life five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zoddubpang Watbutfeddan, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Zoddubpang Watbutfeddan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Zoddubpang Watbutfeddan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Zoddubpang Watbutfeddan's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Zoddubpang Watbutfeddan loves bats, so they must be honoured.
3. Always help sharks in need.
4. Never feed carrots to grasshopers while wearing purple trousers.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.