Cinhadnill Gunsafhot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, resourceful mink.

Cinhadnill Gunsafhot created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinhadnill Gunsafhot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinhadnill Gunsafhot, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cinhadnill Gunsafhot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cinhadnill Gunsafhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing blue shorts and balancing five nickel spheres on your legs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never eat bark.