Dumshav is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest salamander.

Dumshav created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumshav, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dumshav, she will come to you in dreams.

Dumshav's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dumshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Dumshav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to squirrels while wearing orange skirts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.