Zenlibfum is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable slug.

Zenlibfum created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenlibfum, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zenlibfum, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zenlibfum's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zenlibfum's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zenlibfum.