Ged is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, weak yak.

Ged created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ged, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ged, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ged's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not take Ged's name in vain.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ged.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.
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