Fobtonkikflab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind meerkat.

Fobtonkikflab created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fobtonkikflab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobtonkikflab, it will be very unhappy.

Fobtonkikflab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fobtonkikflab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about dark matter near otters while wearing violet scarves and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

3. You must pray to Fobtonkikflab four times a day.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.