Cudgodjap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic parrot.

Cudgodjap created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cudgodjap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudgodjap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cudgodjap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cudgodjap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. You must pray to Cudgodjap four times a day.
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