Dutvaglen Jigfligsid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental capybara.

Dutvaglen Jigfligsid created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutvaglen Jigfligsid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutvaglen Jigfligsid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dutvaglen Jigfligsid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dutvaglen Jigfligsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always obey Dutvaglen Jigfligsid's priests.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
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