Rilljamsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart fly.

Rilljamsaw created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilljamsaw, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilljamsaw, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rilljamsaw's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rilljamsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not chop down trees.