Likflatshav is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, almighty penguin.

Likflatshav created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likflatshav, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Likflatshav, it will be mildly annoyed.

Likflatshav's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Likflatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never think about dark energy near sharks while wearing blue rings and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.

5. Do not drink alcohol.