Yogviltigcen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, passionate butterfly.

Yogviltigcen created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogviltigcen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yogviltigcen, it will turn you into a goat.

Yogviltigcen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yogviltigcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

2. Run away from green porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.