Hatcingid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident zebra.

Hatcingid created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Hatcingid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hatcingid, he will destroy your home planet.

Hatcingid's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hatcingid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never feed oranges to seals while wearing black kilts.