Maplidmut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid mouse.

Maplidmut created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Maplidmut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Maplidmut, she will turn you into a slug.

Maplidmut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Maplidmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Do not eat garlic.