Cuthinlindin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful monkey.

Cuthinlindin created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthinlindin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cuthinlindin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cuthinlindin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cuthinlindin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never sprint near foxes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.