Yimlarglen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, proud wyrm.

Yimlarglen created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlarglen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yimlarglen, she will destroy your home planet.

Yimlarglen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yimlarglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs violet.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yimlarglen.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing fawn kilts and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing green rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your chest.