Midripgad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty pigeon.

Midripgad created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midripgad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midripgad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Midripgad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Midripgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Midripgad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.