Jabmoblimlag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud centaur.

Jabmoblimlag created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabmoblimlag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jabmoblimlag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jabmoblimlag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jabmoblimlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Never jump in the presence of otters.

4. Hide if six great tits approach from the north.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.