Hudkancuss Gemgengom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient dragonfly.

Hudkancuss Gemgengom created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hudkancuss Gemgengom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudkancuss Gemgengom, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hudkancuss Gemgengom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hudkancuss Gemgengom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Always obey Hudkancuss Gemgengom's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.