Figpigfut Kopbassmab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented slug.

Figpigfut Kopbassmab created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figpigfut Kopbassmab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Figpigfut Kopbassmab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Figpigfut Kopbassmab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Figpigfut Kopbassmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. You must never eat aubergines.