Mintipgon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, emotional capybara.

Mintipgon created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Mintipgon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mintipgon, she will strike you with lightening.

Mintipgon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mintipgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Respect your elders.