Tigquagjarnlen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous wren.

Tigquagjarnlen created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Tigquagjarnlen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tigquagjarnlen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tigquagjarnlen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tigquagjarnlen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigquagjarnlen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.