Mobnandud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud bird.

Mobnandud created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnandud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mobnandud, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mobnandud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mobnandud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look at black holes.