Tighashot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane coyote.

Tighashot created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tighashot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tighashot, it will be very unhappy.

Tighashot's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tighashot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near ducks.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Do not take Tighashot's name in vain.