Carmabbess is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish seal.

Carmabbess created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carmabbess, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carmabbess, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Carmabbess' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Carmabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.