Karjanlin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent penguin.

Karjanlin created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karjanlin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karjanlin, he will come to you in dreams.

Karjanlin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Karjanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red boots.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karjanlin.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not kill swans.