Mipgofwig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, merciful hamster.

Mipgofwig created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipgofwig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipgofwig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mipgofwig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mipgofwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Mipgofwig loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.