Hennibpang is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent fish.

Hennibpang created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hennibpang, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hennibpang, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hennibpang's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hennibpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Put Hennibpang first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never look in ponds.