Vinfebbisshiv is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing zebra.

Vinfebbisshiv created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinfebbisshiv, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vinfebbisshiv, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vinfebbisshiv's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vinfebbisshiv's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Vinfebbisshiv on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.

4. Vinfebbisshiv loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat strawberries.