Lagshavnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-confident butterfly.

Lagshavnutt created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagshavnutt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lagshavnutt, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Lagshavnutt's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lagshavnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about special relativity near tapirs while wearing indigo shorts and balancing five platinum spheres on your arms.