Limpomrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent mole.

Limpomrutt created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Limpomrutt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Limpomrutt, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Limpomrutt's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Limpomrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limpomrutt.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Limpomrutt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.