Kabhom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, deceitful fairy.

Kabhom created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabhom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kabhom, she will manifest in front of you.

Kabhom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from magenta ants, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never think about comets.