Bopbeggil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever jackal.

Bopbeggil created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbeggil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bopbeggil, he will cry a lot.

Bopbeggil's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bopbeggil's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Bopbeggil loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.