Hublisttipyart is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful deer.

Hublisttipyart created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hublisttipyart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hublisttipyart, she will manifest in front of you.

Hublisttipyart's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hublisttipyart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hublisttipyart.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about optics near snails while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.