Censigyat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying squirrel.

Censigyat created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Censigyat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Censigyat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Censigyat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Censigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing magenta shorts and balancing seven copper spheres on your neck.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Censigyat loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not make images of living things.