Yognutarf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating shrew.

Yognutarf created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yognutarf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yognutarf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yognutarf's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yognutarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must pray to Yognutarf nine times a day.

4. Yognutarf loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.