Hubhanwat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise lizard.

Hubhanwat created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubhanwat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hubhanwat, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hubhanwat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hubhanwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing magenta skirts and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.

2. Never think about optics near snakes while wearing orange hats and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed wheat to nematodes while wearing green corsets.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing violet jumpers.