Gumbotged is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unjust capybara.

Gumbotged created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Gumbotged, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gumbotged, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gumbotged's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gumbotged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumbotged.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never bounce in the presence of bats.