Ratpomparknad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Ratpomparknad created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratpomparknad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ratpomparknad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ratpomparknad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ratpomparknad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.