Yarpjin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful bee.

Yarpjin created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpjin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarpjin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarpjin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yarpjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shoes.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always wear magenta.