Konhubxin Dimtonkapp Hubqueeggat
is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, selfish
wren
.
Konhubxin Dimtonkapp Hubqueeggat
created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Konhubxin Dimtonkapp Hubqueeggat
, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Konhubxin Dimtonkapp Hubqueeggat
, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Konhubxin Dimtonkapp Hubqueeggat's
most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Konhubxin Dimtonkapp Hubqueeggat's Holy Commandments
1. Do not eat onions.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konhubxin Dimtonkapp Hubqueeggat.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
5. Never wear scarves.
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