Listhimbod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless raccoon.

Listhimbod created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Listhimbod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Listhimbod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Listhimbod's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Listhimbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help horses in need.