Vogfarwip is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil
swan.
Vogfarwip created life two years ago.
If you believe in
Vogfarwip, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Vogfarwip, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Vogfarwip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Vogfarwip's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never look at galaxies.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.