Tenwadweg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic raccoon.

Tenwadweg created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenwadweg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tenwadweg, she will turn you into a worm.

Tenwadweg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tenwadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.